martian vs mercurian

if u treat him nice, he reckons u're in love with him
but if u dont, he says u're proud
if u dress nicely, he says u're trying to attract him
but if u dont, he says u're from kampong
if u talk a lot, he says u're a kepoh
but if u dont, he says u're a bore
if u're smarter, he'll lose face
but if he is smarter, he's great
if u dont love him, he tries to posses u
but if u do, he'll try to leave u
if u dont let him kiss u, he says u dont love him
but if u let him, he says that u're cheap
if u tell him ur problems, he says u're troublesome
but if u dont, he says u're hiding things from him
if u scold him, u're juz like a nanny to him
but if he scolds u, he's being reasonable
if u break ur promise, u cant be trusted
but if he breaks his', he's forced to do so
if u argue with him, he says u talk too much
but if u dont, he says that u're good for nothing
if u help him out, u're selling him short
but if u dont, u're selfish
if u do well, he says that its juz luck
but if he does, its his brain
if u hurt him, u're cruel
but if he hurts u, u're way too sensitive
if u cant go out with him, he says u're trying to avoid him
but if he cant, he's juz too bz
if u invite him out, he says that u're being pushy
but if he invites u out, he's being kind
if u bully him, he thinks u dont respect him
but if he bullies u, u juz deserve it
if u're gentle, he says that u're trying to be lady-like
but if u not, u're a tomboy
guys.. u're unreasonable, unreliable, unrealistic n unbelievable!!

haha..juz some thoughts from my old friends, published in their school mag. bad experience with guys i guess. well for me those monsters arent meant for u.. juz find some other guy that can accept u the way u are. go girls!! wait a sec..korang sume kn da kawen..duh~ unreasonable konon. tu la.. xbaek kutuk2 orang.. kan da sangkut.

p/s: i'm anis.. waiting for the right guy